Oh Maxi Dress, I am trying to make my peace with you, but I am a very short girl and you are a very long dress!

I realize that my fellow shorties have, as far as I’ve seen, reconciled themselves to lifting their skirt in order to be able to walk in you, but I cannot bring myself to do that.

Wearing clothing that drags the floor only makes me feel as though I’m a little girl playing dress up. If I cannot find one of you in an appropriate length, I will be forced to cut you off and hem you myself… and neither of us want that!