Don’t ask me why I love both ABC’S  The Bachelor & The Bachelorette, but I do. Something about the smarmy way all of the contestants try to pretend that there’s a single corner of their brain that allows them to believe that it’s even remotely realistic to find love on national television, living in a mansion with a bunch of other people after the same person, and being set up on dates that are completely not the type of dates that a normal person would ever go on, just draws me in.  Actually, I’m really in it for the drama… for some reason it’s satisfying to watch random hot people get into cat fights on TV.

In any case, I’m not ashamed of myself for indulging. The slide show below is of my favorites and the guys I want to go home.

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