This weeks post is dedicated to celebrities making announcements about themselves via music videos. Just in case you missed it, consider this your public warning:

Miley Cyrus: is still only 17 and Can’t Be Tamed

In spite of tight leather, random thrashing about, and some major cleavage,  interest may result in jail time, avoid at all cost.

Christina Aguilera: Is “Not Myself Tonight”…

Keep in mind she has also been a Fighter and a Genie In a Bottle, therefore she not only carries a bull whip, she may desire to knock you out and grant wishes to those who want to harm you.

Shakira: Is a Gypsy

“I may steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me” … I think that speaks for it’s self.

Last… and just for good measure…